Episode #83 Erotic Site of the Week World Art Erotica "Get up, get up, get up, get up Let's make love tonight Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up Cause you do it right" --Marvin gaye Now, that guy could sing. Shit. He was an artist, a soul man and a good friend (actually, I never knew him, but I just get that good friend feeling, you know?). But, I do bring up art for a reason. Though love making is not a qualified "art," it really should be. You know what I'm talking about? It should be taught in schools and given, at least, equal time to all those arts and crafts, cut and paste, classes we took. Unfortunately, our country is so damn backward and Christian, I dare say that will never happen. So, we all grow up, fumbling our way through sexual activity (especially men) and never really get the full deal on this juicy art. I can guarantee you, however, that if you went out and learnt yourself something, you just might have a better time in bed. The other problem is that we don't tell our partner(s) what we want out of sex. Case in point: I'm 17 years old. I'm lying in bed with some woman licking her for like 5 or 6 hours. Nothing. I lick faster. I lick slower. Nothing. Sure, I'm getting the old "oh yeah's" and the forever constant "don't stop's," but no orgasm. Nothing. Sorry, sir, we do not have orgasm. Repeat. We do not have orgasm. We're going to defcon 4. But that's the whole thing. I'm lying there. What I'm doing obviously feels good, but no cigar if you get my drift. I take part of the responsibility, but she could have said something or moved my head in the general vicinity. I mean, shit, it's an abyss down there. I didn't know what the hell is going on and, frankly, I still don't. Education, my friends. We need it bad, probably even more than we need the act itself. This is what World Art Erotica can give you. They've amassed a wide array of ancient erotic art. It's like learning by numbers except, here, you learn through pictures. Sure, they sell tons of stuff and that's...okay. But, the real deal is becoming a member ($7.95/mth) where you get access to all the pics. Remember, the pictures are not of real people and that's...okay. I've given you plenty of other sites for that material. Though WAE is not a web designer's wet dream, it is pretty simple to navigate. So, go there and scroll through the ancient pictures from the Kama Sutra. I did. The best thing you could do, however, is to go to the site with a lover. Look at the pictures. Try the positions in the comfort of your own home. Really get into it. It's all supposed to be fun, right? So, the next time you see me standing on my head, fully erect, licking my lover's vagina and sticking a bamboo rod up my ass and singing an ancient chant from 1200 BC, you'll know what site I've been on and that's...okay. --Tor

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